bloody-romantic:

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"Guilty on two of those charges.”

Deep breaths Painwheel. Don’t lose your temper.
      “There was only two charges.”

(Source: deathcrawl)

"Valentine is a big titted blueberry piece of trash. She must be stopped."

"What do you want?"

gamzeemakara445:

"I dEfInItLY HaVe A lOt Of MoThErFucKiNg RoPe, BuT i’Ve Uh… NeVeR hEaRd Of VaLeNtInE."

"I suppose not a lot of people around here would." She barely knew where her rampages landed herself this time, but the monster was cripplingly shy without her mask to cover up that grotesque face. "Could I borrow the rope then?"

(Source: deathcrawl)

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"Has anyone seen Valentine? Or have some rope?"

askoocpleinair:

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"Good parental relations don’t automatically mean cheaper electric bills.  Unless they tase you into submission every night, or something.

"If they let me in the house I would turn the tv off when they left it on. Thus cheaper power bills."

(Source: deathcrawl)

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askoocpleinair:

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"…That makes fuck all sense, you know."

"I don’t know what that means."

(Source: deathcrawl)

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"My parents left the TV on again. If they actually accepted me as their daughter again their power bill would significantly decrease."

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peachbombers:

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From her balcony, she could hear the faint screams of panicked toads, and also the grunts from the attacker. What should she do? Her first thought is to call Mario, but she has no idea where he is. Bowser? No. Never. There is no one to help her with this.

Instead, she sends out some guards to tell all the toads to hide out in her castle until this whole ordeal is over. Hopefully, the monster will calm down and leave soon.

Painwheel couldn’t help but to scream. She was scared, and the unfamiliar scenery around her wasn’t scared. Had she sleepwalked here? Perhaps Brain Drain sent her here with a purpose. The thought only scared her more, and she let out another scream, her body surging with agony. 
The screams of the toads, the way they ran from her sent pain to her very core. She was never supposed to be like this. A monster. It wasn’t soon after she called the toads in — perhaps about thirty minutes — before the beast wore herself out, collapsing on the ground, the red flushing from her eyes and leaving two black holes, and she seemed to be absolutely out of it. 

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